Love Lies

She was playing my favorite Kenny G song on her laptop boom box

The cool mix was in full effect.

I stood on the coffee-cake precipice,

Nipples erect;

Two weeks of continuous Dave Matthews bubble baths 

Would kill any libido you had left

I wanted to write you a love letter 

This was all I had left

Oct 16, 2012

Sick of working for the man

I think I'll work for woman

I accidentally punched a karate black-belt in the face

Two desserts away from retirement 

Oct 11, 2012

You don't give two shits about me

But then again, why should you?

I want to break all the windows of your parked car

While you sleep in the back with him

Your avoidance technique reminds me of playing minesweeper

I guess I appreciate that I never see your face 

But really I keep hoping to run into you 

I want your pity and I want you to fuck off

You make me wish I had a baaad cough

Oct 5, 2012

Nico come back to me

Nico come back to me

You got a tiny little mouth

You gotta stay in the house

You got boots of snow

You got a nose like a rose

Nico come back to me

Nico come back to me

What gets me really worried

Is the chickens - they know

They know something is up

I can tell by the way they shuffle their feet

Shipwrecked

Thinking of something else to

Do is not so easy

You haunt me then you squeeze me

I only wanted to take a new breath

I liked the view from your old house better

But please

Let me know if you ever decide to really let go

I'll be there when nothing blows

Except the wind, that is

Some Faraway Beach

I crushed a tiny flea and wondered how long it had lived. I gave a tortoise mouth to mouth on the beach. I had a dream where planes fell from the sky like flies. I cannot complain, she was dating an orphan. Watch me peel eggs all over myself, watch me eat egg salad from a bag, watch me happywwqaawqwserrereqqqaaawewwsaassqrww, watch me sad. It's time o'clock, you gotta get to that place where you get on the clock. Shake hands with your watch. I can use eye-drops. You could have been on Top of the Pops. I used to dream a lot but now I forgot. 

Theological Implications of Omnipotence

God is great (at head)